[quote comment="49088"]This just in from Reuters News Service:
The producers and co-workers of American Idol sadly mourn the loss of Paula Abdul as an American Idol judge. Her repeated exposure with atrocious, delusional singers forced her to gouge her eyes out last night. Thankfully she was stopped before she could poke chopsticks into her ears. No plans have been made to replace Ms. Abdul at this time. We ask that you respect her privacy as she recuperates.[/quote]
How do you come up with these? You should be a nightly anchor woman on a major TV network. :lol: :lol: :lol:
During Hollywood week “Paula” finally reveals that she is the Klaatu and based on what she has been forced to hear over the last eight years, earth has NOT made the cut…
The producers and co-workers of American Idol sadly mourn the loss of Paula Abdul as an American Idol judge. Her repeated exposure with atrocious, delusional singers forced her to gouge her eyes out last night. Thankfully she was stopped before she could poke chopsticks into her ears. No plans have been made to replace Ms. Abdul at this time. We ask that you respect her privacy as she recuperates.
Simon : Paula go back to your dressing room this instant and remove the lipstick from your eye lids and reapply it to your lips where it belongs. :w00t:
Devil in the purple dress, purple dress… Devil with the purple dress on
“Sarah Connor?”
Look, i’m bringing back my designs from the 80′s
The new and improved Paula :devil:
I thought my new camera came with a red eye filter.
You wanna talk about the three sixes on my forehead? I’ll show you some sixes! :devil:
I am the spawn! Fear me!
Doc can take out the devil eyes. I can put them back. Mwah-hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Not even Ronnie James Dio can protect you from my double evil eye! Die in agony, you fake! :devil:
Whoaaaaa……Think I dropped one to many muscle relaxers in that last Jack Daniels and Coke I had. :dizzy:
[quote comment="49088"]This just in from Reuters News Service:
The producers and co-workers of American Idol sadly mourn the loss of Paula Abdul as an American Idol judge. Her repeated exposure with atrocious, delusional singers forced her to gouge her eyes out last night. Thankfully she was stopped before she could poke chopsticks into her ears. No plans have been made to replace Ms. Abdul at this time. We ask that you respect her privacy as she recuperates.[/quote]
How do you come up with these? You should be a nightly anchor woman on a major TV network. :lol: :lol: :lol:
:devil: :w00t: lol
[quote comment="49112"]“When Bingo Daubers Go Bad”
Coming to a Catholic Church near you.[/quote]
:devil: :lol: :tongue: :sideways: :silly: :tongue: :biggrin:
“When Bingo Daubers Go Bad”
Coming to a Catholic Church near you.
Paula: I want to eat your brain!!!! Come to me!!!!
Paula broods over losing her spotlight to Kara.
This is what you call “seeing red”.
[quote comment="49083"]I can’t help it. This happens every time “Bikini Girl” is on stage.[/quote]
Good one, Driller! :tongue:
During Hollywood week “Paula” finally reveals that she is the Klaatu and based on what she has been forced to hear over the last eight years, earth has NOT made the cut…
This just in from Reuters News Service:
The producers and co-workers of American Idol sadly mourn the loss of Paula Abdul as an American Idol judge. Her repeated exposure with atrocious, delusional singers forced her to gouge her eyes out last night. Thankfully she was stopped before she could poke chopsticks into her ears. No plans have been made to replace Ms. Abdul at this time. We ask that you respect her privacy as she recuperates.
Simon : Paula go back to your dressing room this instant and remove the lipstick from your eye lids and reapply it to your lips where it belongs. :w00t:
I don’t do so well without my beauty sleep.
I have a leading part in the new movie, “Village of the Damned 2010″. Why do you ask?
I can’t help it. This happens every time “Bikini Girl” is on stage.
Is it just me, or are all of the contestants dressed in red?
Paula, after having knocked back one too many with the red-cup crowd, now knows the true meaning of “Party like a rock star”.
:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
Somebody pass the Visine & aspirin please