Ryan looked on in silent amazement as the more ALW blathered on and on about working with this star and that star, the more his head seemed to be slowly expanding. Ryan wondered to himself, “If I don’t shut him up, what will happen in about 2 minutes?”
[quote comment="32016"]The two leading men were bickering so I grabbed them by the balls and….[/quote]
Stop it! :cheerful: Really! Stop it! :lol: No! I mean Yes! I mean STOP!! :w00t:
Admit it. I’m the best mentor this show has ever had. Who else could take a contestant on the verge of elimination (cough, Syesha, cough) and turn them in to a broadway hopeful in one week? Me, that’s who!
“My head is twice as big as yours!”
“And not for my imitation of William Shatner playing Captian Kirk”
“OK Ryan, you be Buffalo Bob abd I’ll be Howdy Doody.”
“I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts”
wow! i can look like a CARTOON CHARACTER TOO :silly: ….more fit for an editorial cartoon…huh! :ninja:
ALW: “And so I had to carry the piano in all by myself…”
“….. So I told her, ‘Stand back! I don’t know how big this thing gets!!’ “
Suddenly Ryan realized that if only he and Sir Andrew could trade legs they would both have proportionaly sized bodies.
Ryan looked on in silent amazement as the more ALW blathered on and on about working with this star and that star, the more his head seemed to be slowly expanding. Ryan wondered to himself, “If I don’t shut him up, what will happen in about 2 minutes?”
[quote comment="32016"]The two leading men were bickering so I grabbed them by the balls and….[/quote]
Stop it! :cheerful: Really! Stop it! :lol: No! I mean Yes! I mean STOP!! :w00t:
The two leading men were bickering so I grabbed them by the balls and….
Her arse was wider than a bus tyre!
(A virtual snickerdoodle to the person who gets the reference. :lol: )
Ryan, it absolutely amazes me how rapidly Slim puts these things up!
… and the bullets were this big!
You see Ryan, we landed under sniper fire …
“I’m sorry that I have such a big squash, Ryan”.
You should have seen my face after I saw Daniel Radcliffe in Equus in London. Let’s just say that I know why he’s robes are so big in Harry Potter
Ryan,
My wing span is larger than your entire body
Now you know why I told David Cook to sing to me as if I were a 17 year old girl.
Invisible load of BS
What can I say, Jason is still this far from connecting with that song from last week.
That’s the same look I got from Jason when I told him a female cat sang his song on Broadway
I just said that Simon’s head was this big, my arms aren’t long enough to wrap around his ego.
Admit it. I’m the best mentor this show has ever had. Who else could take a contestant on the verge of elimination (cough, Syesha, cough) and turn them in to a broadway hopeful in one week? Me, that’s who!
” I really can’t understand, Ryan, why they say I am ‘quirky’.” :cwy:
“That fish that got away was this big !”
I know you’re bored to tears, but didn’t they at least teach you to look interested at “Reality TV Hosting School”?
chihuahua’s….Sorry, I got in a hurry.
There were these two chihua’s see, one for each hand, man that was da bomb dawg!
Ryan to himself…: “Wow, his head is HUGE!” :blink:
Now I know what you Americans mean when you say, “like a calf starring at a new gate.”
“if only you hadn’t sent Kristy home, last night would have rocked”
You’re not getting any of this are you?
“And I swear her jugs were THIS big !” :blush:
Yeah Ryan, I know, Simon’s head is t-h-i-s big!