Come my minions serve for your master :devil:
“To all thee girlsss I’ve loved beforrre…”
This week’s theme on American Idol: love songs, Latin style, with guest mentor, Julio Iglesias!
Next time I’m going to make sure I wear my Bugs Bunny tie with this jacket.
“This is Spanish Idol !”
Heeeyyyyyyy! Driller’s cool by me!
Shoulder pads are in again, but this time they are on the OUTSIDE!
No bull! I really AM original and unique, trust me! Would I lie to you? Nah, I’ll only copy off ya!
O Sol a mio!
Table for one?
Uh-oh….I REALLY stepped in it NOW……..what if I actually do WIN???????? I wonder excatly where Obscurityville IS? Hey, Hicks! You out there, bruddah?
I heard this bull im gonna be fightin is near sighted. I sure hope he can tell im a guy in this get up.
I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright! And I pity Any boyl who isn’t me tonight.
To dream the impossible dream, To wear the unwearable clothes, To bear with unbearable sorrow, To dress where the brave dare not go
That is my quest To become a star No matter how stupid
Oh hell let’s go to the bar.
This is really too easy!
“Get a load of THIS bullsh*t.”
“I’m the Barber of Seville .!” :whistle:
Nice manicure, David !
You promised me a brand spanking new Shelby Mustang GT500 if I wore this outfit!!! Now hand over the ##$!ing keys!
Whaddaya mean the people from “What Not to Wear” are here. This wasn’t my idea!!!
Prom date rule no. 2: Your jacket should not be shinnier than your date’s dress!
Prom date rule no. 1, your jacket should never be more ornate than your date’s dress.
Pretty in…………GREEN !
Hang on a minute….. *BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
This is exactly the reason you guys can’t talk Taylor Hicks into coming back!
Don’t cry for me, Argentina. The truth is I never left you. All through my wild days, my mad existence, I kept my promise. Don’t keep your distance.
I’ll be Ruben Studdard never had to wear anything like this.
Ah …………Oh, I hope that I didn’t just step into what I think that is.
“I am NOT a piñata !”
“Can I let out my stomach YET ?????????????”
If you think this jacket looks silly, you outta see the “Princess” slippers they made me wear!
“Come into my parlor so I can bite your neck…”
Heeey Baby, wanna check out my new waterbed?
” I will NEVER buy a Ford after this !”
The doorway behind me… my boudoir awaits.
Take my hand, senorita, and come while away the hours in mi casa.
” I said I was Hungry as a WOLF, NOT Hungry as a Bull !” :silly:
“If I told you once, I’ve told you again. I wanted the BLUE one !”
“Look into my eyes….look deep into my eyes….”
WEDGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And now I’m off to do the Pasadoble on Dancing With the Stars.
You guys are a riot! Don’t you have day jobs??!!
Ole! My contract please. Where do I sign?!
We are not really dressed like this. We just slipped you some of Paula’s coke
That is the last time I bet on an inside straight.
Really, they just photoshoped my head onto this body.
Davdi Cook auditions for the remake of The Cisco Kid
Come on, give me the gun. I’m gonna shoot myself.
The head of wardrobe is a close friend of Danny Noriega? That explains everything.
This is the last time we let someone named “Castro” pick out the tour wardrobe!
Do you believe in magic? Well, it was some kind of trick to get me into this garb.
Step through the doors behind me and we will enter the Twilight Zone.
I am Speedy Gonzalez, the fastest mouse in all of Mexico
Ok, Archie. I will wear this to your prom if you help me with my brother at the concert.
The last time I checked, this style of tie DOES NOT go with this outfit…WARDROBE!!!
Taaa-KEEEEE-la!
If you think I’m wearin’ this to the finale, you’re nuts!
Quit laughin’ Angie! If it was Jason in this outfit, you’d think it was the cutest thing you ever saw.
AI-YI-YI-YI! I am the Frito Bandito!
Geez…I look like a cabin boy on a Rosie O’Donnell cruise ship.
Are you sure Elton John started this way?
Mai name eez Daveed Cook – you kill my father, prepare too DIE!
Volaaaareeee…
Plymouth Volare…note ze rich Corinthian leather!
“This thing is so tight I can’t breathe !”
“Where’s my bull ?”
JASONNNNNNNNNNNN, How dare you leave me alone to do this %^&*!!!!!
First Reeling In The Years and now THIS!
At Freedonia Community College, appearing for one week only, David Cook as Don Quixote in Man of La Mancha.
Come here…was this your idea? I’m gonna slap you!
Since there’s already been a band with outrageous outfits called KISS, we’ll just call ourselves Smooch! Does that work for everyone?
If you don’t get me out of these silly clothes I am going to mess up your face
Danny Noriega left this behind, whaddya think?
Is this American Idol or Latin night on Dancing With The Stars? I’m confused.
What I won’t do for fame.
Come my minions serve for your master :devil:
“To all thee girlsss I’ve loved beforrre…”
This week’s theme on American Idol: love songs, Latin style, with guest mentor, Julio Iglesias!
Next time I’m going to make sure I wear my Bugs Bunny tie with this jacket.
“This is Spanish Idol !”
Heeeyyyyyyy! Driller’s cool by me!
Shoulder pads are in again, but this time they are on the OUTSIDE!
No bull! I really AM original and unique, trust me! Would I lie to you? Nah, I’ll only copy off ya!
O Sol a mio!
Table for one?
Uh-oh….I REALLY stepped in it NOW……..what if I actually do WIN???????? I wonder excatly where Obscurityville IS? Hey, Hicks! You out there, bruddah?
I heard this bull im gonna be fightin is near sighted. I sure hope he can tell im a guy in this get up.
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any boyl who isn’t me tonight.
To dream the impossible dream,
To wear the unwearable clothes,
To bear with unbearable sorrow,
To dress where the brave dare not go
That is my quest
To become a star
No matter how stupid
Oh hell let’s go to the bar.
This is really too easy!
“Get a load of THIS bullsh*t.”
“I’m the Barber of Seville .!” :whistle:
Nice manicure, David !
You promised me a brand spanking new Shelby Mustang GT500 if I wore this outfit!!! Now hand over the ##$!ing keys!
Whaddaya mean the people from “What Not to Wear” are here. This wasn’t my idea!!!
Prom date rule no. 2: Your jacket should not be shinnier than your date’s dress!
Prom date rule no. 1, your jacket should never be more ornate than your date’s dress.
Pretty in…………GREEN !
Hang on a minute….. *BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
This is exactly the reason you guys can’t talk Taylor Hicks into coming back!
Don’t cry for me, Argentina. The truth is I never left you. All through my wild days, my mad existence, I kept my promise. Don’t keep your distance.
I’ll be Ruben Studdard never had to wear anything like this.
Ah …………Oh, I hope that I didn’t just step into what I think that is.
“I am NOT a piñata !”
“Can I let out my stomach YET ?????????????”
If you think this jacket looks silly, you outta see the “Princess” slippers they made me wear!
“Come into my parlor so I can bite your neck…”
Heeey Baby, wanna check out my new waterbed?
” I will NEVER buy a Ford after this !”
The doorway behind me… my boudoir awaits.
Take my hand, senorita, and come while away the hours in mi casa.
” I said I was Hungry as a WOLF, NOT Hungry as a Bull !” :silly:
“If I told you once, I’ve told you again. I wanted the BLUE one !”
“Look into my eyes….look deep into my eyes….”
WEDGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And now I’m off to do the Pasadoble on Dancing With the Stars.
You guys are a riot! Don’t you have day jobs??!!
Ole! My contract please. Where do I sign?!
We are not really dressed like this. We just slipped you some of Paula’s coke
That is the last time I bet on an inside straight.
Really, they just photoshoped my head onto this body.
Davdi Cook auditions for the remake of The Cisco Kid
Come on, give me the gun. I’m gonna shoot myself.
The head of wardrobe is a close friend of Danny Noriega? That explains everything.
This is the last time we let someone named “Castro” pick out the tour wardrobe!
Do you believe in magic? Well, it was some kind of trick to get me into this garb.
Step through the doors behind me and we will enter the Twilight Zone.
I am Speedy Gonzalez, the fastest mouse in all of Mexico
Ok, Archie. I will wear this to your prom if you help me with my brother at the concert.
The last time I checked, this style of tie DOES NOT go with this outfit…WARDROBE!!!
Taaa-KEEEEE-la!
If you think I’m wearin’ this to the finale, you’re nuts!
Quit laughin’ Angie! If it was Jason in this outfit, you’d think it was the cutest thing you ever saw.
AI-YI-YI-YI!
I am the Frito Bandito!
Geez…I look like a cabin boy on a Rosie O’Donnell cruise ship.
Are you sure Elton John started this way?
Mai name eez Daveed Cook – you kill my father, prepare too DIE!
Volaaaareeee…
Plymouth Volare…note ze rich Corinthian leather!
“This thing is so tight I can’t breathe !”
“Where’s my bull ?”
JASONNNNNNNNNNNN, How dare you leave me alone to do this %^&*!!!!!
First Reeling In The Years and now THIS!
At Freedonia Community College, appearing for one week only, David Cook as Don Quixote in Man of La Mancha.
Come here…was this your idea? I’m gonna slap you!
Since there’s already been a band with outrageous outfits called KISS, we’ll just call ourselves Smooch! Does that work for everyone?
If you don’t get me out of these silly clothes I am going to mess up your face
Danny Noriega left this behind, whaddya think?
Is this American Idol or Latin night on Dancing With The Stars? I’m confused.
What I won’t do for fame.