Hello Higgins?…I am sick and tired of the wittness protection program send T.J in his chopper to the mainland to get me. I think I’ve been made anyway. And gas up the ferrari for me would ya? Cause after this last gig Im gonna need a long drive around the island. :lol:
Mosh pit blonde,yes you with the waving arms next to the blond waving on the opposite count – Call me after the show. I can get you in to see Micky and Mandy.
Hello Higgins?…I am sick and tired of the wittness protection program send T.J in his chopper to the mainland to get me. I think I’ve been made anyway. And gas up the ferrari for me would ya? Cause after this last gig Im gonna need a long drive around the island. :lol:
Beauty & the Beast
” I am NOT Mike Myers in drag !” :w00t:
Beam me up Scottie……………………..please
Mosh pit blonde,yes you with the waving arms next to the blond waving on the opposite count – Call me after the show. I can get you in to see Micky and Mandy.
I am a figment of Graham Nash’s past imagination.
Ryan…. Well, at least it’s better than the stupid Horton suit Jim Carey wore earlier in the season.
[quote comment="35473"]No, I am not Andrew Lloyd Webber’s bearded sister.[/quote]
Excellent
I’m calling my agent about this. I don’t have to take this kind of abuse from you four!
Hello, agent 86? You sound like you are still using that defective shoe. Speak the heck up, man!
Papa Bear to Mama Bear. This is Stalag 13 calling.
Hello, Driller? May I borrow your picture of Kristy?
I am placing a psychic call to DJ Slim. His voicemail is not set up. Better luck next time, Slim.
“Just a little Hawaiian love gesture for you, my sweet Simon.”
“What is zee number to call for zee Love Guru, Simon ?”
Mike to Simon…”Can I please have Ryan’s job next season?
To vote for the Love Guru call 1-888-IDOL-13.
Next month I am opening for Danny Noreiga and George Michaels.
Ryan; “That’s it, no more pimping stupid summer movies during the Grand Finale!”
Ryan: ” I hate to admit it, but I liked Fantasia better than this.”
Ryan: Surely the producers know that we just lost 10 million viewers!
Randy, Captain Kangaroo called and he wants his coat back!
No, I am not Andrew Lloyd Webber’s bearded sister.
Ryan thinking “Am I really getting paid enough to keep this smile plastered on my face this long?”
“Simon, give me a call.”
I started a joke, which started the whole world crying.
Ryan, God called, he said it’s time to come out of the closet now!
Hello, hello, Rosie, can I work your next cruise?
Ryan: 12 great contestants who could be performing and I’m here with this freak?
Ryan: Well, he dresses better than Randy.
Would somebody call me when Paula’s chihuahua’s come out to play…oops there they are! Never mind.
Mike Myesrs apologizing to the entire Archuleta family for his really creepy hair joke
After 97 million votes the winner of the most shameless plug whore contest is….not Ryan Seacrest!
Paula, Donna Summer called, she’s got your meds back stage.
Simon, call me, you know I love you more!