Geez, I thought I would have been a big star by now!
Brylcream, a little dab will do ya!
Hello, I’m Elvis’ evil twin.
I soooo could have been the lead in Twilight!
Oh dear God! I DO look like Eddie Munster!
Damn! That last screech left me with a sore throat!
I wish Doc would tell me how he keeps his hair so neat all the time!
Ok, so the DJ Baby Anne look isn’t working so well for me …
God, I’m so hot!
They said it would cause me to grow hair on my palms, but this is ridiculous!
Now where the hell did I leave my favorite whip & spiked collar?
Anybody got some Tylenol?!
Next up: the Lumberjack Song! (from Monty Python)
How long must I keep running from those cougars?!
Geez, I thought I would have been a big star by now!
Brylcream, a little dab will do ya!
Hello, I’m Elvis’ evil twin.
I soooo could have been the lead in Twilight!
Oh dear God! I DO look like Eddie Munster!
Damn! That last screech left me with a sore throat!
I wish Doc would tell me how he keeps his hair so neat all the time!
Ok, so the DJ Baby Anne look isn’t working so well for me …
God, I’m so hot!
They said it would cause me to grow hair on my palms, but this is ridiculous!
Now where the hell did I leave my favorite whip & spiked collar?
Anybody got some Tylenol?!
Next up: the Lumberjack Song! (from Monty Python)
How long must I keep running from those cougars?!