[quote comment="28997"][quote comment="28932"][quote comment="28898"]“If I’m being honest, this is a bit like one of those performances in a strip joint where you’ve gotten yourself drunk and the girl comes over and sits on your table. Sorry.”[/quote]
HILARIOUS! I can hear Simon saying it!!!
:em73:[/quote]
Kinda makes you automatically read it with a British accent, doesn’t it?
[quote comment="28932"][quote comment="28898"]“If I’m being honest, this is a bit like one of those performances in a strip joint where you’ve gotten yourself drunk and the girl comes over and sits on your table. Sorry.”[/quote]
HILARIOUS! I can hear Simon saying it!!!
:em73:[/quote]
Kinda makes you automatically read it with a British accent, doesn’t it? :em62:
Blame Randy, HE planted me here! And, as an extra added bonus, just to be especially annoying to you, Simon, Idol choreographers planted me HERE with this obnoxious shirt!
[quote comment="28898"]“If I’m being honest, this is a bit like one of those performances in a strip joint where you’ve gotten yourself drunk and the girl comes over and sits on your table. Sorry.”[/quote]
[quote comment="28898"]“If I’m being honest, this is a bit like one of those performances in a strip joint where you’ve gotten yourself drunk and the girl comes over and sits on your table. Sorry.”[/quote]
“If I’m being honest, this is a bit like one of those performances in a strip joint where you’ve gotten yourself drunk and the girl comes over and sits on your table. Sorry.”
[quote comment="28997"][quote comment="28932"][quote comment="28898"]“If I’m being honest, this is a bit like one of those performances in a strip joint where you’ve gotten yourself drunk and the girl comes over and sits on your table. Sorry.”[/quote]
HILARIOUS! I can hear Simon saying it!!!
:em73:[/quote]
Kinda makes you automatically read it with a British accent, doesn’t it?
:em62:[/quote]
It does…it really does.
[quote comment="28932"][quote comment="28898"]“If I’m being honest, this is a bit like one of those performances in a strip joint where you’ve gotten yourself drunk and the girl comes over and sits on your table. Sorry.”[/quote]
HILARIOUS! I can hear Simon saying it!!!
:em73:[/quote]
Kinda makes you automatically read it with a British accent, doesn’t it? :em62:
Blame Randy, HE planted me here! And, as an extra added bonus, just to be especially annoying to you, Simon, Idol choreographers planted me HERE with this obnoxious shirt!
“Now I know why Randy says, “Dawg!” so much!”
I hate it when my brain goes dead. I can’t think of a single clever caption. You guys are all doing great though. I’m still :em73:
[quote comment="28898"]“If I’m being honest, this is a bit like one of those performances in a strip joint where you’ve gotten yourself drunk and the girl comes over and sits on your table. Sorry.”[/quote]
HILARIOUS! I can hear Simon saying it!!! :em73:
[quote comment="28925"]Carly: ” Put a sweater & some glasses on ya big guy and you could be a Chipmunk!”[/quote]
You’re on a roll !!!! :em62: :em23: :em62:
Carly: ” Put a sweater & some glasses on ya big guy and you could be a Chipmunk!”
[quote comment="28917"]Simon: Where is Antonella Barba when I really need her?[/quote]
Watch out now, Driller. Don’t get Slim upset !!! :em62:
[quote comment="28911"]Rami was supposed to do this but she can’t climb this high.[/quote]
Funny, Driller !!!! :em20:
Carly: “So, what have you heard from Taylor Hicks lately?”
“What! You were expecting Sanjaya, mabye?!”
Hey, just be thankful I’m not Danny Noriega!
Simon: Where is Antonella Barba when I really need her?
Get out from under that table so I can give you a lap dance!
Carly: hey, where are your socks?
[quote comment="28895"]Carly: “I told ‘em I wasn’t pregnant, you wannt tell ‘em you’re not the father?”[/quote]
Love it!
Rami was supposed to do this but she can’t climb this high.
Smile big boy, this could be Mandisa on this table!
[quote comment="28904"]Before this is over I’m gonna tatoo you![/quote]
Wouldn’t we all like to?
Yeah we flipped a coin backstage. I got you and Kristy got Randy, you lose!
Carly, “You’re even more annoying up close.”
Did you see Jason dancing a minute ago? I don’t look like a star?!!!!
Before this is over I’m gonna tatoo you!
[quote comment="28897"](Also through gritted teeth and a fake smile) “What the bloody hell do you think you’re doing??”[/quote]
:em73: I think this one is too true! :em73:
So big boy, am I cuter than Ryan?
[quote comment="28898"]“If I’m being honest, this is a bit like one of those performances in a strip joint where you’ve gotten yourself drunk and the girl comes over and sits on your table. Sorry.”[/quote]
BAM! Top 3 :em62:
“If I’m being honest, this is a bit like one of those performances in a strip joint where you’ve gotten yourself drunk and the girl comes over and sits on your table. Sorry.”
(Also through gritted teeth and a fake smile) “What the bloody hell do you think you’re doing??”
(Through gritted teeth and a fake smile) “I’m smiling now, Sweetheart, but you better get your big arse off my table before I go medieval on it.”
Carly: “I told ‘em I wasn’t pregnant, you wannt tell ‘em you’re not the father?”
Carly, ” Be honest, is Kristy still here because she REALLY did blow you out of your socks?!”
[quote comment="28889"]Simon, “Where do I put the dollar bill?”[/quote]
:em73: :em73: :em73:
Carly, “Rami’s going home tonight isn’t she?”
[quote comment="28888"][quote comment="28840"]Faith and Begorra, you are just a little Englishman.[/quote]
Love this one. :em62:[/quote]
This one is pretty funny, I agree Driller
Simon, “Relax, you’re not even in the bottom three tonight.”
Simon, “Where do I put the dollar bill?”
[quote comment="28840"]Faith and Begorra, you are just a little Englishman.[/quote]
Love this one. :em62:
Give it to me baby…. uh huh, uh huh!
[quote comment="28791"]Look into my eyes and repeat,,,You will like me,,,You will like me[/quote]
Good one !! :em62: :em62:
IS THIS SHIRT GOOD FOR A STAR……SIMON??
[quote comment="28838"]Carly: “Now to blast his eardrums out with a glory note.”[/quote]
Love it :em32:
Faith and Begorra, you are just a little Englishman.
Carly: “Now to blast his eardrums out with a glory note.”
Simon: “I forget, is this the one who said she would blow me…. away?”
Paula, Paula, PAULA help me
Simon, I have “Your Name” tattooed on my fanny….
[quote comment="28809"]You want to see my special tat?[/quote]
You beat me too it, I just thought of that one,,,
I hate to repeat myself but…
I know what boys like, I know what guys want.”
This is one really random piece of choreography, don’t you think?
You want to see my special tat?
[quote comment="28807"]“I know you, you know me, we’re a happy family”[/quote]
Ahh, Barney…very cute Random
“I know you, you know me, we’re a happy family”
Twenty bucks says Syesha goes home next week, right Simon?
But you do like my blue eyes, right?
I can’t help it, it’s Paula’s stylist!
And your hair looks like a shop broom!
Let’s talk about your wardrobe big fella
Look into my eyes and repeat,,,You will like me,,,You will like me
She IS going to blow me out of my sox!
I’m gonna blow your ‘mind’!
Simon thinking: Don’t stare at her cleavage. Don’t stare at her cleavage. Don’t stare at her cleavage.
“Do You Like My Outfit Tonight?”
Carly: “Have you SEEN my husband?”
“You’re such a little MINX.”
“I think we’re alone now…”