American Idol has made the Top 10 list on the Letterman show again and it is another funny one. I don’t have a screencap of it like I did with the Paula list but I do have the list and the video.
Top 10 Signs You’re Not Going to Win American Idol
10. Judges harshly critique your performance before you sing.
9. Most of the votes you received – wrong numbers.
8. When you sing, that thing on Amy Winehouse’s head starts yelping
7. Producers refuse to tell you where the finale is being held.
6. Even Dick Cheney thinks what you do is cruel and inhumane.
5. While talking to Ryan Seacrest, you nervously yell, “No Deal, Howie!”
4. Every time you hit a high note your pants fall down.
3. No number 3 – writer playing Grand Theft Auto 4 on XBox – promises jokes tomorrow.
2. Even Hillary admits you have no chance.
1. You’re so desperate, you skipped Paula and slept with Randy.
Truat me i hate Simon :pouty:
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[quote comment="35338"]Number ten is the funniest ! Paula will never live that down ![/quote]
I agree. :biggrin:
That was too funny.
[quote comment="35343"]Surprised he didn’t mention Randy saying it was 2007 !!! :lol:[/quote]
Pretty sure Letterman was taped before Idol aired so the writers didn’t know anything about the 2007 mistake
Surprised he didn’t mention Randy saying it was 2007 !!! :lol:
Yes. I croaked when I heard number ten. Talk about hitting the nail! :w00t:
Number ten is the funniest ! Paula will never live that down !